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Ever since my brother came back from the military he felt the need to build an arsenal of weapons. We have allowed him to live in our home, but he is unstable, and has made threats to us and other establishments. He's a sadist and brags about killing innocent people in Iraq. He said that he and members of his company would sometimes pick up AK47s drop them next to killed inncocent civilians so as to make a murder look like self defense. Since being here, he has made threats with weapons to everyone in the household, animals, and when things don't go his way, threaten to go on a shooting. When he was failing college because of his failure to communicate to professors, he had said "What that Cho guy did is nothing, I'm going to shoot up the whole *effing* school! And unlike him I got the firepower to do so!" He's a self righteous hate mongerer and feels justified in his opinion. He says he bought the guns as a hobby, then as home defense, but now he wants a silencer for his .22 rifle so no one could hear him fire it. He also wants to spray paint the tip of his pistols orange and walk around in public with it like a toy. It's not to say I was never understanding, I wanted him to seek treatment with veteran affairs but everyone around me felt it was better to let things pass.This past week one of the dogs got loose, and he got angry and started beating the dog. I could hear the dog's cries and every hit from the next room over. I got tired of his bull so I knocked him down, in which he then got apprehensive. He wanted to fight but my dad split us up. I had enough and I was going to call the cops, and he then got scared, ripped out the phone line because he was afraid they were going to take his guns. I've had enough, his psycho behavior is just getting out of hand. He's leaving for Iraq in October for reasons less than honorable. He wants more money and he wasn't satisfied that he didn't get enough action the last time, and by that I mean kill. He hates muslims and brags how we would like to a bullet in every one of their heads. I don't know if I can wait till October, he's putting alot of stress on the family. What could I do?
I am working on creating Clan/ Team T-shirts, Hats, and also Kicking the idea around of Dog Tags.
I am doing a survey on what you all would like to see and think what would be best for your Clan.
T-shirts:
1. Color, Size, Style (Long sleeve, Short sleeve)
2. Type of image or Logo
3. Front or Back of T-shirt
4. What would be a fair price to sell these T-shirts
5. Heat Press, Silk Screen, or Embroidered
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Hats:
1. Color, Size, Style (Fit Flex, Back strap, Base ball cap, Fisher men hat)
2. Type of Image or Logo
3. How would you want your image to be on the Hat
4. What would be a fair price to sell these hats
5. Heat press, or Embroidered
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Dog Tags:
1. Color, Style (aluminum, metal, plastic)
2. With or with out rubber silencer
3. On each Tag what would you want it to say
4. What would be a fair price to sell these Dog Tags
5. Stamped lettering or Lazer cut
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When I ask what is a fair price I want you to think of a even price so it's not to expensive, but not to cheap where your team is not making ant type of over head
If you have any other Ideas, example Hoodies, controller skins, Xbox360 skins, anything bring it to the table let me know what you think
CSC 3V1L TYR4NT
My Clan is Constant State of Chaos
CSC Gaming Network
My boyfriend is a former Marine and for Father's Day I want to give him a dog tag for our newest "son" Acog. Acog is an 11 week old American Bulldog. He has a black silencer on his, and I want everything to match. Raised script and all! Where can I go about custom ordering one??
Did You Ever Wonder?:
1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
4. How did a fool and his money GET together?
5. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
6. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
7. What's another word for thesaurus?
8. Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injection?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
11. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
14. Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
15. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
16. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
17. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
18. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
19. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I need to mail them and want to make sure i get the postage right, but i don't have a scale and I don't want to go to a post office.
I guess I can reveal this now, since the statute of limitations has run, but I once had a friend who was being bullied by "Ted," who was both a bully and a very good fighter (he had boxing and professional BJJ training from a young age). So, he was one of those bullies who could back up his threats with force.
He kept picking on my friend, and beat him up. My friend was one of those kids who doesn't show anger easily, but once he makes the decision to get revenge, it's serious.
My friend actually stalked the kid for several days, then stole a semiautomatic rifle from some old man's house while the man was in the hospital. Then he made a crude silencer for the thing out of acoustic foam and pipes based on some "anarchist" book his dad owned.
Then he waited until the bully was walking his pitbull down by the river. He wore a costume and a mask. He hid behind a tree then opened up on the dog with the rifle, then he hurled a bucket of hog waste RIGHT ON Ted as Ted ran away screaming.
LOL! A few days after, he went up to Ted at school and was like "Hey Ted, I heard about your dog. That's really sad, dude. But imagine if those bullets were aimed just a little different. Guess you got "lucky," huh?"
Ted never bothered him after that!
Anyone else have cool stories about bullies getting pwn3d?
My husband and I have 2 very nasty neighbors who each have small yippety dogs that bark CONSTANTLY! From 8AM until sundown, all that I hear through my windows is "yip yip yip".
One of them keeps an electric fence collar on hers (most of the time, but I occasionally catch her roaming in our yard, digging holes), the other does not. Every day when I am out working in the yard, one of the dogs runs up to me, and barks incessantly. This triggers the other dog to bark. Sometimes when the barking seems very close to my house I go outside and need to chase the dog off of my deck and back into her yard, while she barks the whole way. I can't have a minute of peace in my own yard or house!
We have a large breed dog who, in turn, does NOT bark. He is kept on a runner so he cannot leave our yard. The small dog instigates and teases our dog by running circles around him.
I have tried scolding the dog and throwing small rocks at her to scare her (not to hit her), but it only deters her for a minute before she comes running back.
I can assure you that speaking to each of these neighbors will do no good. They are ignorant, selfish people and will probably find a way to blame me for their dog's barking. I believe that they simply filter out the barking because it is so constant. I, however, refuse to and do not feel that I should suffer due to their lack of training. I confronted one of them last year when her dog dug an enormous hole in one of our mulch beds. She yelled at ME, then sent her son over to do a half a** job filling the hole. If my dog ever did that in her yard, we would never hear the end of it!
I have considered using the Dog Silencer Pro to stop my neighbor's dogs from barking, however I do not want my dog to suffer when the ultrasonic frequencies (inaudible to humans) go off.
I have a few questions. How do I keep this dog out of my yard? How can I get both of these dogs to stop barking? What are the legal limitations for use of deterrents on MY property to keep the other dog out? I want something that will work, but I do not want the MSPCA knocking at my door.
We have a very large yard, and to put up a fence big enough to keep the dogs out it would cost over $12,000... I know, good fences make good neighbors. And I'd love to keep the neighbors out just as much as their dogs, haha
Checked out silent dog whistles at Petco & PetSmart and they had bad reviews. Anyone know of a brand that actually works...My new neighbors have 3 dogs, and every time my 2 dogs go in our backyard, ALL the dogs start barking and my dogs won't take the que from me to shut up. I thought a dog whistle could train them to come to me and be quite. I tried an ultrasonic dog silencer, but it doesn't work. Any ideas?? Thanks!
Let's say a friend of mine got tired of living next to some people with really loud dogs that would start barking at sunrise every morning. So he crept out one night into his yard, placed an illegal silencer on his pistol, and picked the dogs off through his fence as they slept.
If he was charged with killing the dogs, can he also be charged with illegal use of a silencer, even if no silencer was ever found? Can a jury make an inference that a silencer must have been used if no one heard the shots the killed the dogs (this is a somewhat dense residential area)?
Is there even a crime of illegal USE of a silencer, or do all the crimes dealing with silencers require POSSESSION?
What are the Constitutional limits of judicial inference here?
A gun silencer was recovered which was found to have the presence of human and animal blood upon it. At the time of its first examination, insufficient testing was undertaken to obtain specific blood group activity. A month or so later, a small flake of dried blood was found inside the silencer which when tested under the ABO system, produced the following results, A, EAP BA, AK1 and HP 2-1 (these tests were produced in 1985, before the introduction of DNA profiling and the flake that was examined was tested to destruction). My query is whether or not, the animal blood found on the silencer, earl;ier, could have had an adverse effect on the blood group results that were later obtained? Could the presence of animal blood on the silencer have contributed in some way, so as to produce a false positive result in any of the blood group activity ( A, EAP BA, AK1 and HP 2-1) which was obtained?
A key feature in the evidence, centered around the detection of blood type AK1 (in the result) - if AK 2-1 had been detected it would have had a different bearing upon the outcome of the court case and I was wondering if anyone could advise me as to the possibility that the presence of animal blood on the silencer (blood that was possibly from a cat, dog, pig, cow, rabbit etc ) affected the results in any way so that a false reading could have been obtained?
Are there any known cases where one type of blood group, such as AK 2-1, was affected in such a way?
Does anyone know if a particular blood group activity, such as AK 2-1, can degenerate and break down so that a false or inaccurate result (such as AK1) is produced? If so, what causes the blood to degenerate and produce a false result in the circumstances of how i am trying to define the question?
If its tourist season, why can't I shoot them?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
Military intelligence....
If a persons kills their clone, is it murder or suicide?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to get away?
If this is the land of the free, why is somone always trying to sell me something?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If you choke Smurf, what color does he turn?
Why do they call it a TV set, when ther is only one of them?
You know how most packages say open here. What's the protocol if it says open somewhere else?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
There are 365 days in a year, yet there are 52 weeks consisting of 7 days each, which equals 364 days. Where does that extra day go?
If I break the laws of Physics, do I go to jail?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black box used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
good questions huh!! star if you likw questions.
not knowldge recreation!
I am the proud parent of 3 beautiful dogs, but unfortunately, their barking is out of control! They bark at the door every time someone enters or leaves my apartment building. They bark at the slightest noise coming from outside! I havena��t been able to open my windows for years! I have tried everything to stop their nuisance barking but nothing seems to work. I took them to training classes, I had 2 different trainers come to my home for private lessons, I have used bark control sensors from PetsMart, citronella collars, you name it, and I have tried it!
So, if any of you have tried the Dog Silencer Pro, or any other similar product that actually works, PLEASE let me know!
Sincerely,
Desperate!
One dog is a Shih Tzu / Poodle, one is a Shih Tzu / Bichon, and the worst of the three is a Maltese / Bichon.
Tried the bark collars and yes, they do work, but they are rather inhumane! Not to mention you cannot leave them on a dog while you are at work! Thanks anyway!
Hi. I'm just curious what everyone else has done in call of duty world at war. I personally have something like 1090 kills, and 900 deaths.
My best game on xbox live was in team deathmatch. I got 31 kills, and 6 deaths. I was on Asylum.
My combo:
Type 100 (with round drum or silencer, kept switching through out game)
Tokarev pistol ( i think thats how you spell it)
Stopping Power (i know, it is kind of noobish according to some people)
Second Chance
N 78 grenades i think their called?
Tabun gas
2 rocket launchers
like 12 of those kills came from artillery and dogs though, so yeah.
What is your best, and what did you use?
Is this story OK, since I'm only in S1??
Assassin
The sound of the Lotus Elise boomed through Edinburgh. Jack Smith, the man behind the wheel, was risking his life. He was chasing The Enemy, who had just escaped from the local mental hospital. Jacka��s car had two shattered windows. Drifting through the streets of Edinburgh was tough. Jack got out his M4 Custom and fired at The Enemya��s wheels. The tires shattered and The Enemy went flying into a steel girder. The car blew up.
In USA, Jack had just received his newest mission. There was a truck that had been stolen, Jack had to get it back. The truck was rigged with explosives. It was parked at the local wal-mart. Jack smashed the window of the truck then hot-wired it. There was a tunnel near-by, so Jack decided to park the truck there. Jack sprinted away from the truck, then it blew up.
a�?Who do you think you are!?a�? said the MI6 Leader. a�?Ia��m Jack Smith. Who the hell are you sir?a�? Jack replied. a�?This is no time for funny business! You almost killed seven innocent civilians ! Do you know how much grief we would get is someone died!?a�? The MI6 Leader boomed. a�?Ia��ll try my best not to do anything harmful next time.a�? Jack said. a�?Youa��re right, you wona��t do anything next time. There wona��t be a next time. Youa��re fired.a�? The MI6 Leader said.
After Jacka��s firing, he decided to join the US MI5. His first mission there seemed tough. He had to assassinate the US president, but the president wasna��t really the president, he was a terrorist from Al Qaeda, sent to destroy America.
For this mission, Jack got to choose some gadgets of his choice. He chose a handgun, an SVD, an M2 Flamethrower, grenades and an RPG-7.
Jack was booked into the Hilton Washington. He took his favourite car- the Lamborghini Gallardo.
At the reception desk he got checked into the Presidential Suite at the top of the hotel. a�?Classy place,a�? Jack said. a�?I could get used to this.a�? He put his room key in the keyhole, but something wasna��t right, the door was already unlocked. Usually hotel room doors were locked. He steadily walked in and sat his bang on the king-sized bed.
Someone whacked Jack across the back of his head. He stumbled to the ground in pain. He got turned around but kicked the attacker in the stomach. Jack got up and thrust the palm of his hand into the attackera��s face, grabbed him by the neck and put him in a choke-hold until the attacker was dead.
The unknown attacker was wearing a full face mask. Jack ripped off the mask and the attacker looked somewhat like Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden. Jack quickly phoned MI5 to inform them of what happened. He was asked to keep a lookout on the White House. To do this he had to climb to the roof of the Hilton and use either binoculars or the sniper he picked up a couple of days ago.
It was hard getting to the roof. Jack had stealthily sneaked past eightsecurity guards and knocked out two, but he had eventually got to the top. He decided to use the SVD to the binoculars to lookout the White House. He kept track of the a�?presidentsa�� doings on a PDA. There was no ammunition in the sniper, incase Jack accidently shot. At the moment, the President was talking to his wife.
Jack decided to throw a grenade to distract the attention of the White House guards. Immediately, all attention was moved from the White House so Jack used the x20 scope to get a view of the President. There was a guard blocking the window last time. Jack could see clearer that the President was holding an M4 Custom in his hand. Not right.
a�?The President was holding an M4 Custom. Scoped, full ammunition.a�? Jack said. a�?This is strange, why would someone sell a gun to the President?a�? the MI5 Leader replied. a�?I dona��t know.a�? Jack said softly, a�?but Ia��ll find out.a�? He hung up the phone.
Jack got out his binoculars and looked outside. Everything seemed normal- dogs urinating on the street, people walking, but there were three men packing explosives into a truck. Jack picked up his handgun and a silencer. He jumped out the window onto a balcony then jumped the remaining fifteen storeys and landed in a huge pile of sand. Jack sprinted to the truck whilst attaching the silencer to the handgun. He got to the truck and shot the three men. He then closed the back of the truck and broke into the drivers seat. He hotwired the big eighteen wheeler and drove off. He parked in a dark alleyway and bolted to safety. The huge eighteen wheeler blew up and made a huge smoke cloud in the sky.
a�?When should I kill?a�? Jack anxiously said. a�?There is a lice conference being held in a couple of days. Then will be the perfect time. Stand at the top of the local highest building, your hotel to be precise. Use your sniper and aim for the head, preferably between the eyes. You cannot mess this up, if you do, MI5 will be on the news for all the wrong reasons. Good luck.a�? The MI5 leader said. The phone went dead.
Lots of preparation went into this assassination. Guns purchase
S1 means first year in scotland
. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?
4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller machines?
6. How did a fool and his money get together?
7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
10. What's another word for thesaurus?
11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
17. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
18. When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
19. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
20. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
21. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the special olympics?
22. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
23. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
24. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
26. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
27. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
28. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
29. Is it possible to be totally partial?
30. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
31. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
32. If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
33. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
34. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
35. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
36. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
37. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
38. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
39. Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
40. Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
41. Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"
my dog tag silencers break so fast and i don't want to keep going back to the base near me to get new ones. ive heard duck tape and all that but i want them to be readable quickly
My dog tag silencers break about every 6 weeks.
It is getting really old having to find replacements. Have you found any ways or alternatives to prevent this from happening?
Not wearing any silencers isn't an option. My tags are loud.
I was pretty disappointed with cod5 & i dont enjoy online or campaign at all. the maps sucked in cod5, the weapons really sucked. the only map that i like was the rounderhouse & the only thing that i like about the game was the tanks & the ability to call in dogs after 7 kill streak. i thought that cod4 was like 20x better than cod5. but how can i start to like cod5? now no1 plays cod4 online & its very very hard to find a game so i got no choice but to play cod5 but how can i begin to like it? what should i do? the campaign is dead boring for me. im sick of ww2 games..oh yea & the only weapons that i liked in cod5 was the Springfield, the rest sucked!! the dot sight is so so so useless & inaccurate. its better just to use the weapons without anything or perhaps with a silencer. so what should i do to like it? has any1 been like me b4, & not liked cod5 first but then liked it??if you have how did you begin to like it? thx
ye I've played Nazi zombies with friends who have finished the game, its really fun but u cant just play that forever. & i got resistance 2 & the online is boring on that game so.....i returned resistance 2
cod waw kills cod4 , i got bord of cod4 cos i got 2 tenth prestige in 4 months it is easy game , i kinda love and hate the fact theres 65 ranks but it will take me longer , cod waw is overall more of a challenge and u have to choose ure guns wisely , such as the stg-44 is good on some maps but lacks power up close , and the type 100 is atm my fav gun with a silencer - stopping power - bouncy bettys x2 - and dead silence or XC . i am level 52 at present so i still am waiting for the ppsh , last sniper , recconsciance i belive is where it shows enemy attack dogs and positions of tanks , incoming airstrikes at all times it does not reveal enemy positions , i think last chance is a load of shite because if ure in a search and destroy and 1 of thier teamates kills u while ure shooting the noob on last chance he ends up staying on last chance for 30 seconds and by then ure team mate has killed him , it takes the mick tbh , i like the idea of dead silence it does seem to be a lot more in need for this game as ure foot steps and movement is louder and more realistic ( honestly when their team throws a grenade their team shouts the grenade thing and it shows where they r so thts kinda helpful i supose ) ok yer dead silence is better cos espessialy wen ure sprinting now it sounds like ure tap dancing lol. bolt actions kinda sucky cos u have to get 25 kills to get a scope , it is kinda hard as they r 2 shot kills without a scope so u end up getting ripskinned while using it ( the arisaka scoped is for skilled players , crap accuacy but good powers) . thompson is good with a aperture , i would not reccomend a silencer as the range is very limited and u have to shoot wisely if they r far away. mp40 is cool as it a pretty wicked gun with a silencer. i hate shotguns so they kinda suk newaiz , the gewher 43 is absolutly amazing with a aperture site if u can shoot a single fire gun about 3-4 bullets a second then ure ok , i reccomend if u suck at single shot thenn u camp with this gun a get in a building a shoot through windows . i havnt tried the m1a1 carbine in mp but in sp it sucked , so thats a gun i might avoid . the browning looks like a hot gun to use on a TD or DM . the BAR is quite useful in most longer range situations. anyways if any of u lot want a new friend on xbox live feel free to add me xFoCuS SNiPeZ x ( i hope to god i get top awnser haha jokes im not at all fusssed , i hope this helped some noobs :)
I hate to leave a long question here but a bit of back story:
Some new neighbors recently moved in next door, we are in a gated community with single family homes. I have a small HOA and live in Souther California (I know laws vary by region)
Since the neighbors moved in the neighbors dogs has barked insistently every second of the day (and night) that I step outside my own home. Get in my car or go into my garage.
The dog will bark for hours at times. Even nipping at anyone who gets near the fence.
I ,my neighbor (to the other side) and my parents have spoken to the neighbor (whos elderly mother owns the dog) who look at us almost blankly when we explain to them that their dog barks all day.
I have called the humane society who wants my address, I dont really want to cause neighborhood problems frankly but am at my wits end with this dog. We now have had to add blocks to our fence line (just cost me 100 bucks this morning) because now the dog is digging under my fence.
The dog is constantly 24/7 tied to a rose bush on my side of the fence, he today had no food and no water. I took a photo of it just for "proof" in case something comes up, as well as a couple photos of the dog literally jumping fence height trying to bite me.
Heres my question, What can I do??
I was looking up some info on silencers. Anyone know a Good one that works, or anyone have any ideas of what I can do?
I fear though what I truly have on my hands is in-humane abuse (no food and water and one ignored vicious dog)
Can I give a report without leaving my address?
Another question Can I somehow be sued for adding a silencer to the side of my home to quiet neighborhood dogs?
Does my dog have to wear his dog license? Because I don't really like him to, it is better with just one tag. (His I.D.) I hate the jingle, so I get tag silencers for his I.D. But he has a circle one, so I can get a tag silencer for it. But the licenses here are in very weird shapes. And all we have for tag silencers are bones, circles, and hearts. The licenses are rectangles, Michigans, triangles, etc.
Does he have to wear it, or is it Ok for me to hold on to it?
I am in Genesee County, Michigan, if that helps. Thanks! :)
Thanks, Abbyful! I might consider buying one of them! :)
Red contract intro
The clock on the wall was reading 5:54 pm as Oleg started to walk towards the train. He had an eye on man in a gray suite. The man was standing in line to get on the train but he seemed kind of twitchy. When oleg got on the train he was 6 seats away from the man in the gray suite. The man was Jack Wilson. He was the manager of a store and was very full of himself. But that was only the beginning of his problems. He had forced a company bankrupt by infesting a store with rat and then when they had to sell the building he bought the building and opened a new store. Now Oleg had to fix the problem.
Wilson waited for the train like any other day except for the fact that he had gotten a letter that warned him that he will have to answer for what he had done. So he kept looking over his shoulder thinking that there was some on that was watching him at all times. But most of the time there was no one that even looked at him. Getting on the train he sat down and knew that he would be safe for a while because there were a lot of people that would see if any thing happened. Spacing out he taught about what he would do for the rest of the day. Even though he was rich he did not do much with his free time. Remembering that he had not finished one of his books he desided that he would try and finish it today. The trian had stoped and he was allmost home. Getting off he kept looking for that one person that would be kepping a watch on him. But like allways there was no one. So he headed towards his house. Getting to the gate he heard jack his pit bull whin with excitement. Closing the gate behind him self wilson petted the eger pit bull who slobered all over his shoes. But wilson did not realy care like it is said a dog is man best friend. Standing back up wilson walked toward his front door. Looking at the camera he smilled. He knew that now that he was in the safty of his house he would not get hurt because if he would then the person that hurt him would go to jail. Going inside of his house he got some food for the dog and put it in the dogiy bow outside the door. Then wilson started to undress and went to take a shower. He stared to take a shower, but the heard the door squeak a little bit. He though that it was the dog, so he said jack you bad dog go away. But then he heard a quite voice that said a�?I am not your fucking dog.a�? And at that point a 9mm hit his forehead.
The train stopped, and Oleg followed Wilson out. Oleg blended in with the crowd but he was skilled at that. He was a good 45 feet behind Wilson, who could not of had an idea what was going on. As Wilson came to his 1.5 million dollar house he did not hesitate or wait to go in. He was greeted by a pit bull. It took Wilson 3 month and $25,000 to be able to keep a dog at his house. It was a good security dog. It was very quiet but it could take down a man in a matter of seconds with out to much noise. Oleg was walking behind Wilson but he kept his distance. When they got to his house he waited for about 4 minutes and then the put the silencer on his gun and opened the door. He knew about the dog but that was not the main problem. The main problem where all of the security cameras. He knew that he would have to take those out before he did anything. But that was not too hard. He had done his home work and he knew where all of them where and were they could see. As he steps in through the gate he knew that the hedges surrounding the house would keep him out of view of the street and he could do his thing in peace. The dog started to run towards him but the laser of his gun had found its forehead and 1 a second later the dog head burst open. The silencer had done it job the only noise was just that of the dogsa�� body hitting the ground. Now he could concentrate on the cameras. He edged closer to the entrance of the house and saw the first camera. It was not visible if you did not know where to look. It was looking at the door from the point at which it could see the person that was trying to get into the house. Oleg took a deep breathed and steadied his hand. It was a 25 foot shoot at a target the size of a quarter. The red dot slowed down and he took a shot. The camera was no longer there and he moved forward. He was going over the schematic in his head. He took a few step forward and then he crotched down. There was a camera on the corner of the house and this one over looked the entrance to the door way. And once again he took a deep breath and once again the camera was gone. For now he was clear. But then he saw what he was waiting for the light in the bathroom window turned on. Oleg smiled it was time to play and the adrenaline in his body started to build up but he took a deep breath, calming his nerves down and then stated to move forward again. He walked up to the door and once again the smile appeared on his face. That ignorant bastard forgot to lock his door. Think that just because he had a surveillance camera he d was safe
Ive only found the clear glow in the dark ones...do they come in different colors?!?
Thanks!
I have a dog who barks at everything, even the wind...
I live in an apartment and I am trying to be considerate. I have tried the the dog training and that worked for a while, but he loves the water so their method just did not work. I do not want to use anything inhumane, so if anyone has ever used this or heard anyone then please tell me if it really works!!!! I have read the testimonials on their site, but I always feel those are put on there by employees..not real people.
Our neighbor's dog barks constantly when put on their patio that shares a 7 foot solid wooden fence with our patio. The dog barks because it wants back inside where all the food and the air conditioning are located, and the barking occurs just 8 yards from our living space. But it does this for hours each day and the elderly neighbor has threatened to sue us for harrassment if we even so much speak or write to her about this or any neighbor issues. We've called the police once and they spoke to her about it. This did no good. We are now in the process of reporting her again and again until she gets the message because this level of disturbance is against city ordinances.
We are looking at other alternatives to try to address this issue since friendly communication is out of the question from her point of view. So in looking at ultrasonic dog silencers that one can place in proximity to the offending dog, my question is, "Do these devices really work to deter barking?"
We can shut the room off, and we always use silencer pads. Another idea was getting someone else to take the dog for a walk while someones drumming, but I'd like to do walks with the dog too.
Also, can you rescue a dog if you've no experience of keeping a dog?
We've had the drum kit for 5 years, it's in a soundproof extension so they're not bothered by it anymore. We live very near a common (a field for public use) so we can take the dog there to play.
of an electronic shock correction to stop barking. But, I would like to know if this system really works before purchasing. Thanks for any input.
How do I stop my dog from barking? She barks when ever she is lonely (i.e. we go out of the house and go to a place that does not allow pets). I purchased Dog Silencer Pro and it doesn't work at all. Any ideas?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to get away?
If this is the land of the free, why is somone always trying to sell me something?
If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If you choke Smurf, what color does he turn?
If its tourist season, why can't I shoot them?
Why do they call it a TV set, when ther is only one of them
We have an elderly next door neighbor who will not walk her dog (toy Dachshund) and insists on putting it on the patio next to ours (attached condo) for 6 hours a day. It barks the entire time without provocation because it is a hound and wants back inside. We've had to call the authorities once and they gave a warning about the animal noise. We are dog lovers but not lovers of the constant barking so we are looking at ultrasonic / humane alternatives to try to distract the dog into not barking.
We are looking at a particular ultrasonic wall-mounted unit that triggers when dog barks are heard then sends an untrasonic signal which prompts the dog to stop barking, I believe through distraction and hopefully conditioning to discourage the constant barking.
Have you used an unltrasonic device like this for dogs? They come in collar versions too which is not an option for us (it's not our dog) so we must ust wall mount. Do these things really work? Any downside to using them?
With regard to ordinances, yes, I've already checked those and we have grounds to call for animal noise as we already have done. The first call warrants a warning. The next may warrant a fine, so on and so forth. We are nice people and this neighbor has been a friend but it's her stubborn daughter who has forced this dog on her elderly mother who won't disagree. Relations have become strained with this off-premise daughter (she lives down the street) but with her mother's power of attorney, we have to deal with her in homeowner's meetings. We're not wanting to force tickets on them to achieve compliance which is why we seek a humane alternative.
We recently installed ultrasonic devices to get rid of bugs and mice (a rare occasion here but this is in the country) and those devices work very well. Some dog lovers believe anything ultrasonic will hurt dogs ears but these untrasonic dog bark eliminators are guaranteed to be humane and non-harmful. But do they work?
For those terribly concerned with canine's well being, I think if we installed one of these devices and it caused the dog to run away yelping or to whine and cower in the corner, I think we would understand that is not good for the dog and we would stop using it. But dog whistles are ultrasonic to humans and are not inhumane. I have a hard time believing that if we emit any ultrasonic sound to discourage barking, it would cause irreparable harm to the dog such that we would be sued, although relations are strained with the neighbor and daughter such that I wouldn't doubt they could try it -- IF -- they had actual grounds for a law suit which I don't believe they would have unless the dog showed actual suffering and hearing loss.
Q: How do you know that the girl wearing a skirt is not wearing panties
?
A: By looking at dandruff on her feet
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A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an excellent secretary
says, "It's morning, sir."
Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl?
A: You can use them on either side.
Q: What is the similarity between Girls and Aeroplane?
A: Both have Cockpits.
Q: What was the cause of the break up Between Prince Charles and Lady
D?
A: Lady D discovers that not all rulers have 12 inches.
Q: Y did Price charles & Princess diana make their Honeymoom only for 6
days ?
A: Cause 7 days makes the whole week. ( HOLE WEAK).
Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom?
A: A Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole
full of soap.
Q: What is similarity between Tea and Girl?
A: Both are hot both having milk.
Q: What is the difference between Ship and Girl?
A: The ship cuts through water and the Girl waters through cut.
Q: What is the difference between Sky and Skirt?
A: Sky covers whole universe a Skirt covers the Universal hole.
Q: Why did Gandhi wear dhoti without Underwear?
A: Freedom of movement.
Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl?
A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a Mummy.
Q: Why is a penis called a "Gentleman" in England?
A: It stands up whenever a lady passes by.
Q: Why is a penis called a "Thief" in Baghdad?
A: It enters through the back door.
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A: It works day and night.
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A: Because they can.
Q: Why is sex so popular?
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Q: What did the bulb say to the switch?
A: U turn me On And Finally
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A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks
like the neighbor, that's sociology.
Q. Define Impotence?
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A: Moisturizer
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A: Banana split.
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A: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while the baby is the result
of a standing cock.
Q. Why do women wear blank panties ?
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worse gabbar cut off thakur's hand.
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where most people find pleasure.
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Q . What's the difference between a chicken and a baby??????
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STANDING COCK.
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only two stones with the help of a crane!!!
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A- A woman
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I took your comments and redid my character
James Bond (this is my real name no joke my name legally is James Bond)
Aka. Heart Breaker
Home Town
Dayton, Ohio
Style
Powerhouse, Submission, Showman
Stables
Last Hope
Stable finishers
The Begging (power bomb Kenton) and The End (Heart Attack Swanton)
Stable Moves
Last call rko, double missile drop kick, rko s-tfu, double scissors, Crippler cross face double leg Boston crab, Full Nelson Sharp shooter, poetry in motion, double atomic leg drop, and Catapult elbow
Striking style
Vionic punches and elbows
Finishers
Flat Line (missile powerbomb), Bond Bomb (spinning powerbomb), The Tribute (figure-4-deathlock),
Signature Moves
RWF (rko), The Silencer (rock bottom to Spine Buster), Spear, Choke slam, DDT, Flipping DDT,
Personality
Has a never give up attitude. His idol is HBK and the undertaker. He combines the two styles and adds his own twist to it.
Moves
Full Nelson
iron claw
Cross Chest Arm bar
rolling toe hold
Anaconda Vise
running power slam
abdominal stretch
Electric Chair Drop
flying fore arm (Shawn Michaela��s)
Corkscrew Neckbreaker
3 Amigos
Sleeper hold
Single Leg Boston Crab with head under leg for leverage
3 German Suplex
Last Call
Fisherman Suplex
Crippler crosses face
Neck Breaker
Double Arm Wrap
inverted F-5 (slam on there backs instead of on there face)
Leg Bar
Body scissors-Full Nelson
Spine Buster
Inverted bull dog
Dancing Leg Drop
Dragon Sleeper (Jamie Noble Style)
Guillotine leg drop
bow and arrow
Bear Hug
Russian leg sweep
Dark Storm (Spinning rock bottom)
I took your comments and redid my character
James Bond (this is my real name no joke my name legally is James Bond)
Aka. Heart Breaker
Home Town
Dayton, Ohio
Style
Powerhouse, Submission, Showman
Stables
Last Hope
Stable finishers
The Begging (power bomb Kenton) and The End (Heart Attack Swanton)
Stable Moves
Last call rko, double missile drop kick, rko s-tfu, double scissors, Crippler cross face double leg Boston crab, Full Nelson Sharp shooter, poetry in motion, double atomic leg drop, and Catapult elbow
Striking style
Vionic punches and elbows
Finishers
Flat Line (missile powerbomb), Bond Bomb (spinning powerbomb), The Tribute (figure-4-deathlock),
Signature Moves
RWF (rko), The Silencer (rock bottom to Spine Buster), Spear, Choke slam, DDT, Flipping DDT,
Personality
Has a never give up attitude. His idol is HBK and the undertaker. He combines the two styles and adds his own twist to it.
Moves
Full Nelson
iron claw
Cross Chest Arm bar
rolling toe hold
Anaconda Vise
running power slam
abdominal stretch
Electric Chair Drop
flying fore arm (Shawn Michaela��s)
Corkscrew Neckbreaker
3 Amigos
Sleeper hold
Single Leg Boston Crab with head under leg for leverage
3 German Suplex
Last Call
Fisherman Suplex
Crippler crosses face
Neck Breaker
Double Arm Wrap
inverted F-5 (slam on there backs instead of on there face)
Leg Bar
Body scissors-Full Nelson
Spine Buster
Inverted bull dog
Dancing Leg Drop
Dragon Sleeper (Jamie Noble Style)
Guillotine leg drop
bow and arrow
Bear Hug
Russian leg sweep
Dark Storm (Spinning rock bottom)
I took your comments and redid my character
James Bond (this is my real name no joke my name legally is James Bond)
Aka. Heart Breaker
Home Town
Dayton, Ohio
Style
Powerhouse, Submission, Showman
Stables
Last Hope
Stable finishers
The Begging (power bomb Kenton) and The End (Heart Attack Swanton)
Stable Moves
Last call rko, double missile drop kick, rko s-tfu, double scissors, Crippler cross face double leg Boston crab, Full Nelson Sharp shooter, poetry in motion, double atomic leg drop, and Catapult elbow
Striking style
Vionic punches and elbows
Finishers
Flat Line (missile powerbomb), Bond Bomb (spinning powerbomb), The Tribute (figure-4-deathlock),
Signature Moves
RWF (rko), The Silencer (rock bottom to Spine Buster), Spear, Choke slam, DDT, Flipping DDT,
Personality
Has a never give up attitude. His idol is HBK and the undertaker. He combines the two styles and adds his own twist to it.
Moves
Full Nelson
iron claw
Cross Chest Arm bar
rolling toe hold
Anaconda Vise
running power slam
abdominal stretch
Electric Chair Drop
flying fore arm (Shawn Michaela��s)
Corkscrew Neckbreaker
3 Amigos
Sleeper hold
Single Leg Boston Crab with head under leg for leverage
3 German Suplex
Last Call
Fisherman Suplex
Crippler crosses face
Neck Breaker
Double Arm Wrap
inverted F-5 (slam on there backs instead of on there face)
Leg Bar
Body scissors-Full Nelson
Spine Buster
Inverted bull dog
Dancing Leg Drop
Dragon Sleeper (Jamie Noble Style)
Guillotine leg drop
bow and arrow
Bear Hug
Russian leg sweep
Dark Storm (Spinning rock bottom)
James Bond (this is my real name)
Aka. Heart Breaker
Home Town
Dayton, Ohio
Style
Powerhouse, Submission, Showman
Stables
Last Hope
Stable finishers
The Begging (power bomb Kenton) and The End (Heart Attack Swanton)
Stable Moves
Last call rko, double missile drop kick, rko s-tfu, double scissors, Crippler cross face double leg Boston crab, Full Nelson Sharp shooter, poetry in motion, double atomic leg drop, and Catapult elbow
Striking style
Vionic punches and elbows
Finishers
The Heart Attack (missile powerbomb), Bond Bomb (spinning powerbomb), Flat Line (Triangle Hold), The Tribute (figure-4-deathlock), and The Tribute 2 (flying head butt)
Signature Moves
RWF (rko), The Silencer (rock bottom to Spine Buster), Spear, Choke slam, Elbow Drop (Shawn Michaela��s style), DDT, Flipping DDT, Super kick
Personality
Has a never give up attitude. His idol is HBK and the undertaker. He combines the two styles and adds his own twist to it.
Moves
Rock Bottom
Full Nelson
iron claw
Cross Chest Arm bar
rolling toe hold
Anaconda Vise
running power slam
abdominal stretch
Moon Sault
Electric Chair Drop
flying fore arm (Shawn Michaela��s)
Corkscrew Neckbreaker
3 Amigos
Sleeper hold
Single Leg Boston Crab with head under leg for leverage
3 German Suplex
Last Call
Fisherman Suplex
Crippler crosses face
Neck Breaker
Double Arm Wrap
Canadian Destroyer
F-5
Leg Bar
Body scissors-Full Nelson
Spine Buster
Inverted bull dog
Missile Drop Kick
Dancing Leg Drop
Dragon Sleeper (Jamie Noble Style)
Guillotine leg drop
bow and arrow
Under Taker Combination
Bear Hug
Russian leg sweep
Dark Storm (Spinning rock bottom)
I keep them under my shirt and wear them at all times.
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling "Movie! Movie"?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
How can there be self-help groups?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
My boyfriend is comming back from the army and wants me to wear his dog tags. I really want to but I have a problem. I am allergic to nickel. As far as the tags themself I think I will be okay because they have silencers on them but the chain is a completely different story. I need ideas on how to either make the chain nickel free or ideas on a completely new chain all together. I am open to any and all ideas just please help me out.
I own five small dogs (all under 12 pounds). Most of them are well behaved but I have two young ones that are still learning. My next door neighbors have put up a privacy fence right up against my own fence (thousands spent). That's okay but now they have installed a dog silencer that is aimed right at my back porch and fence. My dogs bark when they come up the sidewalk to their side door and really I believe that my dogs are just doing their job. But apparently, this annoys the neighbors that they are being barked at. Too bad. (I lived here first and so did my dogs!) And now every time my dogs bark, this sound is heard. Does it stop the dogs? No way. But it is very disturbing to us the owners. Can I disable this device in any way or at least cover up the noise? Any suggestions?
First of all...I may have a cavalier attitude because of them.. you don't know these people. They have made enemies of all the nice people on this street because of the way that they moved in and wanted everyone else around them to conform to their wishes. To the point that the police have been here several times to confront them. (Not me calling the police) Everyone on this block has dogs and they bark. Even they have a dog that barks and they have been seen beating her with a hose. Before the fence went up I tried to pet their dog and make friends with her and they called the police on me for making their dog friendly when she was supposed to be an attack dog. Is the picture clearer now? I will never ask a question on this forum again. Don't jump to conclusions so easily !!!!
And I don't keep my dogs outside. They only go out a few minutes at a time. That is their right to do so. If they happen to see something that needs barked at... I want to know about especially if these freaky neighbors are between our houses.
He barks day n night..Im considering purchasing the "Dog Silencer Proa�?" which is a unit that emits a high frequency sound. Its suppose to detect the bark and the unit automaticly emits this sound and the dog stops barking..
I purchased something like this to keep cats off my cars and out of my garden. However it was like a mating call for all the cats in the nieghborhood. Needless to say Im not sold on these types of product, But Im desparate.
Can anyone tell me if the product works.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan
someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?"
The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog
just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer:
"Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole
body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no
mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it
though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a
malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just
stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger.
They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been
drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or
something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
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